I will be bringing people any juicy uptodate news as it happens, filtering out the boredom for you so that you only have to call in here. Obviously I will also be reading the tabloids for the summer period in order that I can triangulate the data given by housemates - and also save you having to go to the newsagents too.
I will be letting you know how I vote each week (and so far I want Lesley out as she entered the house wearing a porno nurse's uniform)
Obviously I really think there is
Something about Mary.
I think that the something may be her aura.
have to go .. BB about to start....
And before you start moaning ... I cannot be serious all the time. If it's boring stuff you want, then go here.